Tag Archive for 'garlic'

Rebel Without a Clove

Meal: Apres-Salmon
Drink: W&C 2
In Hughie news, he has developed warped baby rebellion. In a way that only a child of a gourmand would find amusing.
Each night as I cook, Hugh sits on the counter and watches me. I let him taste the spices and stir the sauces. His attention varies [...]

Magic Bullet Haiku

Meal: Leftover Chicken Salad
Drink: Captain Morgan and Coke, the preferred drink of puree-ers
Stout Magic Bullet
How can you be so tiny
yet so functional?
Perched on my counter
Ready to pounce on a fruit
Our next pulpy prey
When I hear your whirr
chopping and blending I ask,
“Why did I not invent you?”
Bananas. Broccoli. Cauliflower. Yellow squash. [...]