February 11th, 2009 by Jessica
It is clear to me now that I have sprung, from my loins, a Do-Gooder for Satan. Hugh has learned a new phrase: God-dammit.
This from the kid that doesn’t know his own name. This from the kid that doesn’t know that HE is the baby in the mirror. This is [...]
February 5th, 2009 by Jessica
Meal: Take out Chinese food, Triple Fragrance with Fried Rice
Drink: Captain Morgan and DDP
Pop quiz:
What body part is your forefinger?
If you guessed the front inch of each of your fingers, you must have gone to the same Biology class as my husband. I told him my forefinger hurt from scolding children and he asked me why [...]