Magic Bullet Haiku
Meal: Leftover Chicken Salad
Drink: Captain Morgan and Coke, the preferred drink of puree-ers
Stout Magic Bullet
How can you be so tiny
yet so functional?
Perched on my counter
Ready to pounce on a fruit
Our next pulpy prey
When I hear your whirr
chopping and blending I ask,
“Why did I not invent you?”
Bananas. Broccoli. Cauliflower. Yellow squash. [...]