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Magic Bullet Haiku

Meal: Leftover Chicken Salad
Drink: Captain Morgan and Coke, the preferred drink of puree-ers
Stout Magic Bullet
How can you be so tiny
yet so functional?
Perched on my counter
Ready to pounce on a fruit
Our next pulpy prey
When I hear your whirr
chopping and blending I ask,
“Why did I not invent you?”
Bananas. Broccoli. Cauliflower. Yellow squash. [...]

This is dedicated to the one I love…

Meal:  Take out Chinese food, Triple Fragrance with Fried Rice
Drink:  Captain Morgan and DDP
 
Pop quiz:
What body part is your forefinger?  
If you guessed the front inch of each of your fingers, you must have gone to the same Biology class as my husband.  I told him my forefinger hurt from scolding children and he asked me why [...]