Anniversary Poem 2009
January 26th, 2009 by Jessica
(There once was a little boy
Who was born to bring one girl joy
This girl was Jess
And, geez, what a mess
But her tits looked like Helen of Troy’s
These two little, secret lovers
Loved secretly for weeks undercover
It started one night
He was too drunk to fight
So she made him dump the other mother
“Now it’s time” said Clint
“For us [...]